Farewell John Madden!

No, he didn't die, but he may as well have. John Madden announced his retirement from announcing football today! I am sooo bummed, and not just that Madden is parking his bus, but that Chris Collinsworth is taking his place! Are you serious, Chris Collinsworth??? I am going to miss the Thanksgiving Day "tur-duck-in", his crazy telestrator, the great one words that he comes up with to describe an entire play! Maybe Favre should follow his lead, FOR REAL this time!